Have some silly ones at the moment, a la tommy cooper.tell me if u like any,more to come.....?

1- I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, 'That's Aboriginal.'





2-This lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster.





3-I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley. She said 'Tenpin?' I said, 'No, permanent.'





4-I went in to a pet shop. I said, 'Can I buy a goldfish?' The guy said, 'Do you want an aquarium?' I said, 'I don't care what star sign it is.'





5-I was at a Garden Centre and I asked for something herby. They gave me a Volkswagen with no driver.





6-Batman came up to me and he hit me over the head with a vase and he went T'PAU! I said 'Don't you mean KAPOW?? He said 'No, I've got china in my hand.'


7-I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet. 'Best Before End'





8-I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said 'Analogue.' I said 'No, just a watch.'

Have some silly ones at the moment, a la tommy cooper.tell me if u like any,more to come.....?
Funny.!!!


Liked them so 10/10.!!!


Short and sweet.!!!


Ha ha ha.
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Reply:Just like that ...





Now if you can do some of his magic.





More more. No I'm not, I'm C of E.
Reply:thats really cute!! :)
Reply:I like silly jokes..carry on :)
Reply:I saw a cement lorry collide with with van load of crims on teir way to court today.





Split the van wide open and they all ran away. Cement was everywhere.





Police are now looking for a dozen hardened criminals





Ha ha ha.


Forget it!
Reply:they're cute


they gave me little titters