What was the best act of revenge you ever did?

I had someone cheat on me once with my best mate, they even booked a holiday together and thought I didn't know, so whilst they were away on holiday I went to a garden centre and bought some cress seeds. I sprinkled them liberally into the carpets, water well( extremely well!) and left. When he came back the look on his face was priceless!

What was the best act of revenge you ever did?
Erm some homophobic kid was really out of order for ages. So I got off with his brother. Now, that look was priceless.
Reply:A Bible-thumping hypocrite of a co-worker made it a point to embarrass me repeatedly in front of the whole office, preaching about how I was going to Hell if I didn't "change and find myself a proper woman, like all f@ggots should do." This from HIM while all the while he was cheating on his wife, sleeping with everything in the office wearing a skirt.





Finally, one day, I snapped and turned the tables on him, asking him in VERY graphic terms if he was going to start a conversion camp for gays and have his wife do the honors of introducing them to straight sex, (only I didn't say it that nicely.) Needless to say, he never bothered me again.
Reply:a kid in my street would sit in his car, outside his house, listening to loud music (just so we could hear what he thought was good music). i came home one night a noticed his window was wound down. i put some milk in a plastic bottle and squirted it down the air vents. he stopped spending so much time in the car after that.
Reply:hid my husbands car keys on the christmas tree (he didnt find them for hours) but it sure was funny watching him look for them and missing his game of golf with the boys.





justice was served as it was in retaliation for him failing to come home when I had a function to attend : )
Reply:ok... Changing my answer.





In terms of homophobia...


My mom is kind of religious and homophobic, and she has no problem letting me know.





So on our computer, I set the screensaver to show different pictures of same sex couples involved in some LOVELY activities.
Reply:Someone backed into my car at my old apartment complex...so me and a friend went back over there in the middle of the night and covered her car in a weeks worth of......





cat poop





=)





It..was.....beautiful.
Reply:This person kept calling me homophobic words. I simply threw marbles out of a bag as he was running by (I was unseen). He slipped and broke his back. He didn't see me, so I got away scotch-free.
Reply:My best act off revenge was using black magic to make someone impotent!
Reply:Ehh.. i dont know what i did as a revenge i just let things drop


dont like alot of drama in my life
Reply:thats real guuud....


mine, nah, i took his cellphone %26amp; hid it for a month.
Reply:Hair remover in the hair gel ... bad I know, it was a long time ago and he deserved it!
Reply:I haven't done it yet, but I owe someone big time.