My brother has been barred from B&Q?

My brother has been barred from B%26amp;Q ..


He was in the garden centre at B%26amp;Q when a member of staff asked him , if he wanted decking ,


so he got the first punch in..

My brother has been barred from B%26amp;Q?
That was a really good punchline!
Reply:funny x
Reply:Give your brother a dictionary, and thanks for the 2 points.
Reply:Nice! I like that. What is B%26amp;Q though? It was funny anyway. Good job
Reply:Hilarious, mate!!!!!





Keep'em coming!!!!!
Reply:this has been on before but it's still funny
Reply:Thanks for the laugh.I needed it
Reply:Good one!





Hadn't heard that before





And Shermand, read a book.
Reply:nice one
Reply:that was funny !!! nice one ::::::they have staff in your local B%26amp;Q ????? lucky you :: think ours are just cut outs
Reply:Oh, that's so funny!





Top marks!





LOL
Reply:i didn't get a thing you said
Reply:keep him away from the diy he may get hammered
Reply:lol
Reply:lol
Reply:Heard a very similar one recently, but still o.k.
Reply:I'ver heard that one before! It's even funnier when you say it was in Homebase instead of B %26amp; Q!
Reply:Thats just reminded me, got to go there, but won`t be asking for decking. Good joke.
Reply:lol i like
Reply:he he he
Reply:that was a dumb joke, im speaking from the heart. lol for one i didn't really get it and two wheres the funny part? it is so lame. your brother must be gay or sumthin. is that it? or maybe not.
Reply:That's as bad as going to the theatre and somebody wanting to punch your ticket.
Reply:I'm not sure how to answer this, is your brother crazy?
Reply:dat's 'tupid